Watch the ads or die

Phillips, Phillips, Phillips. Are you guys mad? No thinking bone in your body? Listen to this: Phillips has made a patent application for something to stop people changing channels to avoid adverts or fast forwarding through ads they have recorded along with their target program. And it gets better. There will be a chance NOT to see the shit by PAYING money. That's a win-win situation. Whatever you do, the richest gets the money. Brilliant Phillips!

The thingy will be called "Papa". It works just like the pope did in not-all-that-long-time-ago. When the church could tell you what to read, now our Holy Church will tell us what to watch. Even if we fucking tape the shit.

Ohh, don't you just love it when capital goes all religious on you. The Phillip, the Patent and the Holy Market. What a beautiful Trinity. Yay, Brave New World, here we come

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